Rob: Just come on! What would it mean to you, that sentence: ‘I haven’t seen Evil Dead II yet?’
Barry: Well to me it would mean that you’re a liar. You’ve seen it twice. Once with Laura – oops – and once with me and Dick, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
Rob: Right. All right, but let’s just say that I hadn’t seen it…and I said to you ‘I haven’t seen Evil Dead II yet,’ what would you think?
Barry: I’d think that you’re a cinematic idiot and I’d feel sorry for you.